Friday, 27 September 2013

Jokes

Q: Where do you park a dog

A:in a barking lot

Q: What is grey with red spots

A: an elephant with measles

Q: why did the chewing gum cross the road

A: because it was stuck to the chickens foot

Q: what is big and fat but ways nothing

A: an elephants shadow

Q:why did the dinosaur cross the road

A : because it was stuck to the chickens foot

Q: what do you put in the garden first

A: your foot

Q: when the rain goes down what goes up

A: an umbrella

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